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             All Saints
              Fans Have Been Purged From Punk Rock
          
          
             When the thrills of the father
              become those of the son, when rebellion is just a youthful phase,
              when innovation and creativity are drowned amongst the baying of
              conformity--you're done.
          
           
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             Hipsters Never
              Die: They Just Go to the Saturn Bar to Regroup
          
          
             Emigration from lower Magazine
              into the depths of the 9th Ward urban wilderness.  Low lifes. 
              Poseurs.  Work monkeys.  Party people. 
              Teeth-grinding degenerates draped in glamour.  Shambling
              spectres rutting in the darkness.
          
           
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             Students for
              Ron Paul
          
          
             The pendulum that once swung
              left now comes crashing to the right.  Time erodes
              reason.  Growth corrupts memory.  Consistency tempts
              convenience.  Intolerance tempts frustration.  No more
              lesser evils.
          
           
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            Reincarnation
              Axl Rose
           
          
             The words of power lay
              broken.  Youthful ideology abandoned to an age of
              decadence.  Stability, career, fame: But all I see is
              stagnation.  This is advancement.  This is
              entertainment.
          
           
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            My Best Friend
              is a Very Famous Actor
           
          
             Once we were as Kain and
              Cecil.  But that curtain has fallen.  Communication
              smote with pompous egotism and willful abandon.  This is your
              cue.  Sincerity rebuked.  Vanity unbridled.  One
              last grasp: futility.
          
           
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             Smothered in
              Titties (The Death of a Salesman)
          
          
             The conman's bravado marks the
              prelude to his fall to the lowly dredges of servitude along
              Veterans Boulevard from the high seat of power of a West Bank
              Empire.  Goodbye to the three piece suit, to the fancy cars,
              to the money, to your power, to your attitude, to pride, to self
              respect.
          
           
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            Train-Hopping
              Parasites
           
          
             Hiding behind art, behind self
              expression, behind poverty.  Disguised as liberalism. 
              Disguised as radicalism.  Now get on your bikes and ride.
          
           
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            40 Oz. of
              Social Skills
           
          
             When you're stoned and I am
              drunk, when we make love it feels a little desolate.  It's
              hard sometimes not to think what's the point when I'm having to
              hold this fire down.  Because every recollection is fettered
              in the chains of addiction.  Let's just forget about
              it.  Bend your reason.  Ignore the past: fumbling
              intimacies, unmerited altercations, money in the trash, and words
              we can never take back.
          
           
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             We Don't Care
              What People Say
          
          
             From the beach front mansions
              of Pass Christian, to the endless sands of Biloxi, in and out the
              countless punk houses of Baton Rouge, culminating in reckless
              filth and invincible stamina, despite crooked politicians and
              dirty cops--we rule this ancient city.  In defense of
              decadence, street lights, people.  Gulf Coast.  Fuck
              you.
          
           
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             No Gods, No
              Myspace 
          
          
             A new design for
              relationships.  Relationships of distance. 
              Relationships that don't require meeting.  Relationships that
              never require meeting.  Evermore will we be engulfed in the
              electronic.  Starved of light, fresh air, fresh food,
              spontaneous movement, friendly face-to-face human company, human
              warmth, human touch, human smell--animals no more.
          
          
          
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             Tulane
              University
          
          
             You had a hundred billion
              chances and ways to have avoided today.  But you decided to
              spill my blood.  You forced me into a corner and gave me only
              one option.  Now you have blood on your hands that will never
              wash off.  You had everything you wanted.  Your mercedes
              wasn't enough.  Golden necklaces weren't enough.  Your
              trust funds weren't enough.  Vodka and cognac wasn't
              enough.  All your debaucheries weren't enough to fill your
              hedonistic needs. 
          
          
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            Crescent
City Morons
           
          
             (Really they're all) just nu metal
              jocks--heybrahs.  Hey, brah,
you couldn't join the cops, so now what?  Sneak and drop kick fourteen year
old girls instead of black people.  I guess they grew up around can't dance
people.  A bunch of can't dance kids, living in a can't dance house, out in
a can't dance car, with a doofy can't dance dad, getting drunk in can't dance
bars.  You can't dance.  Homeboy, will you please get off the
floor?  You morons.
          
          
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             Death to Irony
          
          
             Now let's all cash
              in on the next big New Orleans trend.  Let's play pretend.  Now
              shake your ass like you saw on
the tv.  Just how many black friends do you have?  And just how cool
does that make you feel?  Congratulations, you're not racist.  You are
just disillusioned, out of touch, and completely ignorant.  Defend New
              Orleans.  Defend its culture.  Offend the tourists. 
              Offend the usurpers.  We're gonna cut this shit out right. 
              We're kicking Batemon out the house tonight.  We're gonna cut
              this shit out right.  We're kicking Ballzack out the house
              tonight.  We're gonna cut this shit out right.  We'll
              kick The Saint out the house tonight.  We're gonna cut this
              shit out right.  We're kicking hipsters out the house
              tonight.
          
          
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             My Shitty
              Metairie Metal Band
          
          
             How long can we vacillate
              between substance-less posturing and the embodiment of all that's
              loathsome?  In our hands violence is no longer a means of
              social, emotional, or intellectual deconstruction.  Jocks go
              out at night and pick fights from Friar Tucks to TJ
              Quills.  Open the parish.  Bomb the suburbs.  Cops
              go out at night and pick fights from Bourbon Street to
              Esplanade.
          
          
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