Drew Stephan is an alcoholic and yes this is an intervention

[JEFFISDEF]

Drew, stop drinking fuckface.
You're always hung over.
I'm going to tell your mom
And dad, dude.
Computers all day and alcohol all night!

You better understand!!!-JUDGE

[werd]

Drew, stop drinking fuckface.
You're always hung over.
I'm going to tell your mom
And dad, dude.
Computers all day and alcohol all night!

You better understand!!!-JUDGE

lolz.

Not hungover today, buster! Or yesterday! SO THERE.

What does this have to do with Music, Mr. Jeff?!?!

[soduh]

maybe these are lyrics to Jeff's super secret internet demo band that's going to blow subservient fuck out of the water.

[JEFFISDEF]

This has nothing to do with music.
It has to do with your addiction!
Why would you subject us, your friends ,
to the nightlife you're a part of?
We are so worried about you drew.
I couldn't take it anymore, that's why
I had to leave town. I was really getting
worried.
"a slave to sex and you tell me you're pure"
-judge

Get straight or get lost, drew!

Oi!

[werd]

I'm reading these while listening to the CREEM LP and they fit really fucking well. Now I wanna write some boot stomping Oi! songs with these as lyrics. Good idea Jorsh!

[JEFFISDEF]

I've barely listened to that record.
I've had it downloaded since it came
out and had the vinyl for a while and
I just haven't really jammed it.
But still, you're a goddamned drunk
bastard bro!
Get help!
Oi!

[JEFFISDEF]

Haven't forgot about this old thread.

And why should we forget?

Drew Stephan needed alcohol to have fun with his new lady!

You better be good to her, sir, or I'll scratch your eyes out.

Oi!

[werd]

You gotta show yr face in this shithole town if you wanna scratch my eyes out, and I don't think you got it in you, dawg!

OI!